"It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."
"I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same."
"For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be."