More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I restrain myself from following orders—especially restraining orders. I’d like to remind my dad that my love is longer than 500 feet."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."