More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Half-assing it twice isn’t giving it 100%, but both can be yours for the one-time low-price of half off. Also on SALE now: My love. Order yours today."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."