I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astro... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think a cool #startup would be a company that makes Finish line tape, for marathons. In the long run, it could be very profitable."

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."

"The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dollar that's backed by a belief that people have faith in other people's belief in it."

"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."