More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer."