More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."