More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."