Clutching to your fading youth is like trying to hang on to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Clutching to your fading youth is like trying to hang on to a handful of smoke. Just breathe deeply and you’ll be OK."
"Clutching to your fading youth is like trying to hang on to a handful of smoke. Just breathe deeply and you’ll be OK."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."