More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."