I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong... - Benjamin Franklin

"Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle."

"Hide not your talents, they for use were made,What's a sundial in the shade?"

"Fear not death for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal."

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

"The way to wealth is as plain as the way to market. It depends chiefly on two words, industry and frugality: that is, waste neither time nor money, but make the best use of both. Without industry and frugality nothing will do, and with them everything."