I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gift... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."