I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gift... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."

"I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it."

"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."