When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choos... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."

"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."

"I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it."