Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."

"I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."

"Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night."

"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."

"I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope."

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."