Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."

"Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night."

"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope."

"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."

"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."

"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."

"I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it."

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."