Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know wh... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."
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"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."
"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."
"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."
"Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night."
"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."