When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once dec... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."
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"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."
"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."
"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."
"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."
"Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night."