When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once dec... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
"I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it."
"I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope."
"It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you."
"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."
"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."