When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once dec... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."
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"When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks."
"Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night."
"When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose."
"I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope."
"My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it."