More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."