"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."