More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"I want to be the founder of a #startup app called Quid Pro Squid. No idea what it will do, but if I can get enough users, VC money will flow."