More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."