More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."