I want to be the founder of a #startup app called Quid Pro S... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."

"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."

"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."

"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."

"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."