"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."