Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Nobody looks at what can’t look. We don’t see what doesn’t see. If love is blind, then so are we, because it’s all around us."
"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there."