Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)"
"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."