I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it sme... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Between Portland and Seattle is a mint factory, and they made sweets like we made sweet love, and America needs more manufacturers like us."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."