More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."