More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."