More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."