More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I hide how I feel, and I hide the fact that I hide how I feel, but I can't bury the past without having a funeral of the heart."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture."
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."