More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."