I fish the old-fashioned way—with dynamite and screen doors... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I fish the old-fashioned way—with dynamite and screen doors for nets. Don’t be rude—knock before entering the kill zone."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."