More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."