More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."