"If you were to ask me what’s under my bed, I’d tell you shoes. They’re brown, and they’re still attached to the body that’s been decomposing there since I hid it three days ago."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."
"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."