More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I loved how your cheeks had a natural rouge, like a delicate rose, and I was a rogue full of thorns. I was only a flower when I was with you."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."