More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the burning desire for you."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"