After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself gi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."