"I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them."
"Principled hate is a hell of a lot stronger than "Boy, I wish you hadn't mummified me and thrown me into the lake"hate."
"I am going to take this bucket of water and pour it on the flames of hell, and then I am going to use this torch to burn down the gates of paradise so that people will not love God for want of heaven or fear of hell, but because He is God."
"It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations."
"We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken."
"They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting."