More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Better than learning how to speak a foreign language, is to start speaking the truth. But few people will listen, because they just don’t understand."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."
"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."