"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."