More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."