I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m stand... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m standing in front of at the time. I hope on that day I see how much you love me."
"I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m standing in front of at the time. I hope on that day I see how much you love me."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"I have rubbed shoulders with the rich, the powerful, and the armless. It’s how to network when handshakes aren’t an option."