More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."
"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."