More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."