More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."