I like my coffee like Colfax Avenue mixed with Atlantic Boul... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."

"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."

"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."

"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."