I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."

"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."

"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."