I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, W... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"My skull needs a tornado inside, to clean out my thoughts. I’ll call Kansas tomorrow to see if I can rent one for the day."