More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."