More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."