I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."

"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."

"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."

"I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to adore me."