I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."