Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—bo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."