Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—bo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to do with me."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"I just bought some cargo pants, so I can deliver goods at the speed of a walk. It’s an environmentally friendly #startup."