I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"She looked, but she couldn’t see. She was wearing an emotional blindfold, and though she heard me say I love you, she just didn’t listen."
"It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes."
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."