More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"