More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside of you? After all, most men buy women alcohol so they can get inside them too."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."