"Everyone’s different, and in that way everyone’s the same. Stand out by sitting down. Try my love seat—it’s made for two people, so you can be comfortably obese."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."