I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

"nothing that is worth knowing can be taught"

"Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing."

"True friends stab you in the front."

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."