#epigram

"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself."

"Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea."

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."

"We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities."

"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing."