More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes."